Thursday, March 31, 2011
Scared Shitless?
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
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Great Movie Quotes
If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.- Garden StateIt don't matter what you tried to do, you couldn't destroy me! I'm still standing! I'm still strong! And I always will be.- Antwone FisherDerek Zoolander: People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or "you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model- Zoolander
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
[wrench hits Justin in the face]- DodgebballWhite Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.- Dodgeball
Narrator: And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.- Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.- Fight Club
Dory : You mean ... you mean you don't like me?
Marlin : No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion. --Finding Nemo
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
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Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
New Apple Product: The iBox
iBox has no touchscreen, no battery and no software. But what it lacks in technology, it makes up for in magic. As Apple’s press release explains, “iBox is pure imagination — the first Apple product that can be whatever you want it to be.”
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Saturday, March 26, 2011
Look at You
“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it loud as fuck and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want?”
Look at You
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Friday, March 25, 2011
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Thursday, March 24, 2011
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Why is it?
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Monday, March 21, 2011
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Apple Stores to be rebranded as “Church of Apple”
Cupertino, CA — If you’ve been following Apple religiously, your spirit is about to soar.
On May 1st, 2011, all 300+ Apple Stores will officially be closed. On May 2nd, they will reopen as something completely different: The Church of Apple.
“It’s a natural evolution,” explains acting CEO Tim Cook. “We’ve given our customers a place to shop. What they really want is a place to worship.”
As part of the relaunch, some of the Apple Store’s familiar features will be reborn.
Ailing products will no longer be repaired at the Genius Bar. Instead, they’ll be healed at the Miracle Bar, where Apple Angels (formerly Geniuses) will offer personal care — as well as end-of-life counseling — for all Apple computers and devices.
Apple Theaters in the bigger Apple Stores will be redesigned as Apple Chapels, with pews replacing individual seating. Worshippers will be able to sacredly scroll along with the sermon on iPads featuring Apple’s newest app, The iBook of Jobs.(Click on image to read a sample.)
Cupertino-trained clergy will perform services hourly beginning at 10:00 am each day.
Going into direct competition with the Catholic Church, every Church of Apple will employ an Apple-certified Exorcist. For a one-time fee of $99, customers possessed by the demons of PCs or Android phones may have their evil spirits cast out.
Confessional booths at the rear of the Church will allow the faithful to gain absolution for a range of sins. (“Forgive me, father, for I have jail-broken my iPhone.”) However, Apple warns that repeat offenders will be subject to excommunication.
Customers feeling that they did not contribute enough during their visit to the Church of Apple may make use of the offering plate as they exit.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
The Hobbit Is Coming to Fruition
Filming has started on director Peter Jackson's production of "The Hobbit" in New Zealand.The $50 million, two-movie production has suffered from a series of problems including studio funding problems, a threatened actors' boycott and ulcer surgery for Jackson.
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Saturday, March 19, 2011
Anyone Feel Like Dubstep?
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Friday, March 18, 2011
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Thursday, March 17, 2011
Make Your Own Old Spice Voicemail
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011
It's True
Monday, March 14, 2011
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Sunday, March 13, 2011
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Saturday, March 12, 2011
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Friday, March 11, 2011
FOX News: California Teen Survives Jump Off Golden Gate Bridge - FoxNews.com
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Spirit Animal Tan
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Thursday, March 10, 2011
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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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Monday, March 7, 2011
Man Steals $240,000 from an Airplane Bathroom
The unidentified crook complained of feeling sick and spent most of the flight in the bathroom, flight attendants told police.
But in fact, airline officials said, the man was tearing out panels in the restroom in order to crawl into the cargo hold.
A Brink's security guard had placed sacks of cash containing $1.6 million in the hold of the Air Antilles plane before it took off from Guadeloupe for a 40 minute trip to Saint Martin, according to Fox News.The guard discovered that $238,000 was missing after he retrieved the sacks when the plane landed.
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iPhone 5 Rumors
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Kawasaki's Upcoming Futuristic, High-Tech Motorcycle
According to patent documents rooted out by Gizmag, Kawasaki is developing a rack of novel technologies for the next generation of its high-tech flagship motorcycle, the 1400 GTR. These include not only an infrared camera system, but also a helmet-mounted, heads-up display for projecting those pictures, and a collision avoidance system, which will detect and highlight potential dangers.
Book Carvings
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Saturday, March 5, 2011
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Friday, March 4, 2011
Best Buy to Provide iPads to All Retail Employees?
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Thursday, March 3, 2011
What is Morality?
To me, morality is a lot like having an exceptionally fast motorcycle, like face-melting fast. The tremendous power to choose between good and evil, is a lot like having the tremendous power of a 1,000 cc racing bike at a turn of the wrist. Furthermore, in both morality and motorcycles, there is a certain expectation to do good, to choose what is right, and not to hurtle down the road at 175 miles per hour. Ultimately, morality is doing what is virtuous, regardless of your ability to choose evil. Making the moral decision can often be hard, almost as bad as seeing a beautiful, straight, well-paved road stretching out in front of you for miles with a speed limit of 45. As you look ahead, the road calls your name, begging you to get that engine up to 10,000 rpms, but alas, you cannot because you know that you must abide by the law. You’re really going to want to make use of the raging machine beneath you, but you’ve got to do what is right, which is seemingly always less fun than doing what you want, just like making a moral decision. Without morality, the world would essentially collapse. Humanity would return to its savage, primitive roots, caring only for themselves and no one else.