50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

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Here are a few of my favorites:

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium"

I am not a Pinball Wizard.

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

Read all fifty here.