Dear Internetz,
Tonight was tremendously fun. Michael Franti was awesome (I slapped him on the back as he walked by), and I had a great time. However, I don't know how much more 'one love-ness' I can handle. Furthermore, there's nothing like glaring homosexuality, a whole lot of illicit drugs, and thousands of hippies in bad need of a bath to reinforce the Republican values that my dear parents have instilled in since my birth. I shan't complain too much more because it really was an excellent concert, but I would like to conclude by saying that older women (40+) should not be allowed to act like skanks. I mean seriously, no one really wants your old ass anywhere near them. STOP IT! Hmmm, there probably isn't anything else to say.Sincerely,
Mr. Andrew "Nwanda" Bridges
Tonight was tremendously fun. Michael Franti was awesome (I slapped him on the back as he walked by), and I had a great time. However, I don't know how much more 'one love-ness' I can handle. Furthermore, there's nothing like glaring homosexuality, a whole lot of illicit drugs, and thousands of hippies in bad need of a bath to reinforce the Republican values that my dear parents have instilled in since my birth. I shan't complain too much more because it really was an excellent concert, but I would like to conclude by saying that older women (40+) should not be allowed to act like skanks. I mean seriously, no one really wants your old ass anywhere near them. STOP IT! Hmmm, there probably isn't anything else to say.Sincerely,
Mr. Andrew "Nwanda" Bridges
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